Moo

tagged by @socialism-scarecrow 

His questions:

1. Do you hate your name?

I love my name!!! Abbey Swenson :D 

2. What’s your favorite food?

CRAISINS

3. Do you or have you done something that your parents disprove of?

oh goodness lol everything I draw and furries

4. Do you plan on living past 60?

weird to think you could live 40/50 years after that O: I’ll have a walker with plastic snakes glued to it

5. Who’s your favorite artist, online or otherwise.

Centradragon, CoconutMilkyway, Quaggy, Ritts, Grau and many others on FA, Yann Tiersen, Kelly Hamilton

6. Do you drink wine, unlike all these other tumblr babies?

pay me in wine where is my wine IV can you make adult cereal out of wine and craisins I LOVE WINE

7. Do you read a lot?

I read some books and words on the internet all the time :D

8. What’s your favorite movie?

Iron Giant, Amelie and Pan’s Labyrinth

9. Do you think the world will be a better place in the future?

it’s summer it feels good to fart outside again 

10. If you could remove one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I just saw a picture of bloody ankles remove it from my mind

11. Will you go out with me?

taken by cat she’s so mad that there isn’t a place to sit so she meows at me until I sit down so she can sit on me. also by beardfriend

I know I’m supposed to tag people but I need to study now so if you feel like doing this feel free to <3

I got a couple people asking for all the hyena / doberman pics I did in one post so here you go

bobertottah asked: So I am horrible but are you n' Rits going to perhaps make a comic of hyena school lass you playful teasing teacher rits? Because I think alot of people would pay to seeee that~

At most it’ll probably just be one or a few sketches with text like the first one! That’s something I’d love to do but I’m already working on a comic starring these two (I’m really slow ;C ) and I don’t know if ritts has the time, he’s got a lovely gay hubby comic he’s doing as well that I hope everyone knows about! Thanks so much for the interest though <3 there’s a lot I want to do if I only had the time to do it haha

rittsrotts:

jincow


She is massive. Apparently she might even be on the school football team. That only added onto the hungry stare that burned from across the room. I lost my train of thought mid sentence. The students are surely to look up with their  mocking glares if they see me gawking like this. Yet I was frozen like a deer in headlights. A prey being cornered by a predator; a hyena.
Semester started weeks ago, she must have been doing this since the first day. I only noticed recently because she seems to be escalating her advances. I’m not the brightest at catching ‘flirts’ but even I can now tell what she might be suggesting. 
She can’t be doing this to a teacher, she’s a student. Even if I’m fresh out of college myself, this is probably against some rule, or just frowned upon. What would others think? This girl must be at least five times my weight, if that wasn’t intimidating enough.
My knees are shaking and weak, maybe I should take a seat. I think I am blushing.
Wait, am I still gawking? 
I think the whole class is looking up at me now. I had better continue the lecture on… on uh….

ddfgfFFHFDDDGH gonna reblog this again later when I continue the story~~

rittsrotts:

jincow

She is massive. Apparently she might even be on the school football team. That only added onto the hungry stare that burned from across the room. I lost my train of thought mid sentence. The students are surely to look up with their  mocking glares if they see me gawking like this. Yet I was frozen like a deer in headlights. A prey being cornered by a predator; a hyena.

Semester started weeks ago, she must have been doing this since the first day. I only noticed recently because she seems to be escalating her advances. I’m not the brightest at catching ‘flirts’ but even I can now tell what she might be suggesting. 

She can’t be doing this to a teacher, she’s a student. Even if I’m fresh out of college myself, this is probably against some rule, or just frowned upon. What would others think? This girl must be at least five times my weight, if that wasn’t intimidating enough.

My knees are shaking and weak, maybe I should take a seat. I think I am blushing.

Wait, am I still gawking? 

I think the whole class is looking up at me now. I had better continue the lecture on… on uh….

ddfgfFFHFDDDGH gonna reblog this again later when I continue the story~~

rittsrotts:

skirt cannot contain jinyena’s thighs
dogboy teacher cannot focus on GRADING HIS STUDENTS SHEETS WITH HER HERE

rittsrotts:

skirt cannot contain jinyena’s thighs

dogboy teacher cannot focus on GRADING HIS STUDENTS SHEETS WITH HER HERE

I demanded rittsrutts to give me a pic I can doodle on with phone in class

ransomdracalis asked: Ritts is neat. Tell us your favourite things about him!

everything

tasrill asked: hyena you and cow you meet, What happens next?

I bet both are amazing kissers they should make out

yteval asked: How do you find motivation to work out? I'm trying to get fit but I just lack the ambition??

Everytime I boot up my computer I have a lil sticky note program that pops up reminding me I need to work out, I also have a folder of pictures of people whose body types I strive for. I keep dumbbells on or around my desk so when I look elsewhere I see them and reminded of what I need to do! Little things like that, they really help! There’s also programs called “8 Minute Abs” (or 8 minute butt, thighs, etc, it’s from the 80s but it’s awesome) on youtube that aren’t too strenuous but give you a very great workout that you can follow every day and they don’t require much room or for you to change out of clothes. I hope this helps!! :)

All things I udderly love. ◉◡◔

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